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Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
incompleteicarus:

Rayne’s (incompleteicarus’) “I’m buying your love like not-hate” Giveaway.

that’s a long ass title wow ok basically guys, I just hit a follower count I’m rly excited about and I’m in kinda a shitty place right now. So, to cheer myself up and celebrate, I’m givin’ shit away. 

Prizes 

First place, you get six concert tickets of your choice in 2015. 
Second place, you get four concert tickets of your choice in 2015
Third place, you get two concert tickets of your choice in 2015. How does this work? Well I pay for it, you get the tickets and you go to the gig while I sit back and look at all the money draining away from my bank account that could’ve been used for tattoos and mercenaries.

Tickets can be spread across gigs, but they have to be readily available from a ticket source. (Basically if you bring me a ticket that’s on eBay for 10x what it’s worth I’m gonna say no, you buy it for yourself).

Also, if this giveaway gets more notes than my last one I’ll add extra prizes and winners. 

Rules

follow me
reblog the post as many times as you want, but likes don’t count. 
wait until dec 3rd. Why December 3rd? Because it’s my birthday December 4th and I have plans that night so the 3rd will be the only time I can do it and there’s no other dates between now and then that mean anything to me or that I will remember.

incompleteicarus:

Rayne’s (incompleteicarus’) “I’m buying your love like not-hate” Giveaway.

that’s a long ass title wow ok basically guys, I just hit a follower count I’m rly excited about and I’m in kinda a shitty place right now. So, to cheer myself up and celebrate, I’m givin’ shit away.

Prizes

  • First place, you get six concert tickets of your choice in 2015.
  • Second place, you get four concert tickets of your choice in 2015
  • Third place, you get two concert tickets of your choice in 2015.

How does this work? Well I pay for it, you get the tickets and you go to the gig while I sit back and look at all the money draining away from my bank account that could’ve been used for tattoos and mercenaries.

Tickets can be spread across gigs, but they have to be readily available from a ticket source. (Basically if you bring me a ticket that’s on eBay for 10x what it’s worth I’m gonna say no, you buy it for yourself).

Also, if this giveaway gets more notes than my last one I’ll add extra prizes and winners.

Rules

  • follow me
  • reblog the post as many times as you want, but likes don’t count.
  • wait until dec 3rd.

Why December 3rd? Because it’s my birthday December 4th and I have plans that night so the 3rd will be the only time I can do it and there’s no other dates between now and then that mean anything to me or that I will remember.